Pagan Humor and other Fun Stuff...

Updated 3/17/02

Pagan Humor

Aphorisms for Wiccans - (Need a good sig line?)

Beemer - I wish my satellite dish was this easy to tune.

The Blarney Stone - Pucker up.

Coven Membership Drive - Sooner or later, we all run into one of these people. Unfortunately.

A note from the teacher - I keep waiting for one of my daughters to bring this one home.

Lady Rowena - Hilarious look at ourselves, with apologies to The Beatles.

Four Catholic Mothers - Braggin' rights.

Grandma got ran over by a broomstick - Pagan parody of a popular holiday tune.

How To Tell If Your Next-Door Neighbour is a Witch - You know, some of these "dead giveaways" actually work?

If Bill Gates wrote a book on Wicca - the government would probably want him to publish the table of contents under a seperate title, and charge extra for it.

The Lucky Charms Religion Test - Well, it makes about as much sense as saying, "My grandpa was a (blank) and my daddy was a (blank), so I'm a (blank) too..."

Military Pagans - You might be one, if...

Pagan Football - The play-by-play might go something like this...

The Power of Prayer - Two quick ones to help you get through the day without a straightjacket.

Qabala Boat Song - "Io Pan, and me wanna go home."

Redneck Charge of the Goddess - As if we needed anything else set to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies theme song. (yee-hah.)

Sound Familiar? - A humorous look at the Witches best friend.

Talkin' Wicca Blues - The lyrics to Todd Alan's hilarious song about what can go wrong when you dabble with things you just don't quite understand.

Top 10 reasons why Witches don't worship the devil - We need a reason?

Top 11 reasons to work skyclad - Ten just didn't cover it all.

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? - Neo-Pagan take on the question that never ceases to torment humanity.

Winners never quit and quitters never win... - Quit messages I've seen on IRC that made me
laugh, gag  or at least stop and think

Ye Gods! - Irreverant observations about dieties in general

You might be a Pagan if... think this is hilarious!

You Might be a TechnoPagan if - you understand half of the things here!

Pagan Humor Links

An tInneal Mallachtaí - The Irish Curse Engine

The American Witch - A fresh new Pagan humor page where we can all have a laugh at ourselves. This is more than the same old jokes you see, well, everywhere else!

Deify Yourself! - The Beginner's Guide to Self-Immortalization (not to be confused with self-immolation)

Fabrisia's Pagan Humor - Another good collection of Pagan and other jokes

Jaz' Pagan Pages: Humor - Jaz does it again!  Here's her collection

Midsummer Unity Festival - Hilarious bit from NPR's A Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor, broadcast Saturday, June 23, 2001.

Pagan Points Purity Test - tongue-in-cheek quiz to seperate the Witches from the Wanna-be's

Rabbitology - Just what we all needed: Gods with long ears and fuzzy cotton tails.

The Pagan and Wiccan Information Center - Humor, files and free graphics, too.

Wildflowers Unique Books & Gif's Metafis'sical & Noo Age Sto'e - This gag page is from an actual Pagan shop in West Virginia whose owners get as much of a kick out of being "Redneck Pagans" as Amber and I do -  Hilarious!

Fun Stuff
Non-Pagan Humor Files

Australia - Amazing facts from the Australian Bureau of Statistics

Darwin Awards - The 1998 Darwin Awards for the people who have done the most good for the human gene pool by getting out of it in the most creative fashion!

Don't quote me on that! - A collection of hilarious quotes from famous people with their feet in their mouths, compliments of my friend Peggy's e-mail!

Engineers Explained - It doesn't take 4 years of college, just the right attitude to be an engineer. See if you qualify!

Mommy, How old are you? - Another contribution found in my e-mail, this time from my wonderful wife, Amberflame.

Shipwreck! - What would you want if you were stranded on a desert island?

Situation Normal, All Fouled Up - Resumes and job perfomance reviews you wouldn't want your name on!

So, you want to be a parent? - Better take this test first to see if you've got what it takes!

Fun Links
Non-Pagan Sites That Give Me a Chuckle

Big Show Bits Page- Selected transcripts from the John Boy and Billy Show

The Brunching Shuttlecocks - I don't know who put this site together, but I love the twisted humor there!

How to Dance Properly - (Kids, don't try this at home.)

Inexplicable Objects - Stuff you find that makes you say, "What the h...??"

The Infamous Exploding Whale - So, how do you get rid of a dead whale washed up on your favorite beach? Well, this seemed like a good idea at the time.

Japanese Engrish - You know, something always seems to get lost in translation...

Landover Baptist Church - Who says fundamentalists can't be funny?

Looking Deeper - Humor page from Looking Deeper Magazine

Newhoo - Sign up here to get your e-mail crammed with jokes on a daily basis

The Straight Dope - Everything you ever needed to know on any subject by America's favorite know-it-all, Cecil Adams

STREET SAMURAI LIMITED  -  Personal homepage of Adam Whitley, Ronin-at-large, and hero of the masses.  [ROFL  *Adam, U R nuts...*  Oak]

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