If Bill Gates wrote a book on Wicca:

If Bill Gates wrote a book on Wicca....

1. The book would be called Windows to the Goddess.

2. Iconology was be a major chapter.

3. A revised editon would be released approximately every 6 months without which your magic would no longer work.

4. Your broom would crash at least once a week.

5. Cauldrons would be called recycle bins.

6. A book of shadows would be called the folder of magic.
7. A free high speed connection spell would come with ever book.

8. Ever now and then, your circle would collapse and you would have to perform the re-boot ritual to get it working.

9. If you used the more powerful MagicNT rituals, the above would happen to all circles within a 5 mile radius.

10. At least once a month, you would have to re-install your spells into your folder of magic.

11. You would have to use a start ritual to exit your circle. (and cake and wine would only be available after a sign from the Goddess saying it was safe to do so).

[Author Unkown - Contributed by Amberflame Moonfyre]

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