If Bill Gates wrote a book on Wicca....
1. The book would be called Windows to the Goddess.
2. Iconology was be a major chapter.
3. A revised editon would be released approximately every 6 months without which your magic would no longer work.
4. Your broom would crash at least once a week.
5. Cauldrons would be called recycle bins.
6. A book of shadows would be called the folder of magic.
7. A free high speed connection spell would come with ever book.
8. Ever now and then, your circle would collapse and you would have to perform the re-boot ritual to get it working.
9. If you used the more powerful MagicNT rituals, the above would happen to all circles within a 5 mile radius.
10. At least once a month, you would have to re-install your spells into your folder of magic.
11. You would have to use a start ritual to exit your
circle. (and cake and wine would only be available after a sign from the
Goddess saying it was safe to do so).
[Author Unkown - Contributed by Amberflame Moonfyre]