A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother, "How old are you?" Mommy says "Honey, women don't talk about their age, you'll learn later on in life."
The girl then asks, "Mommy. How much do you weigh?" Mommy
another thing women don't talk about, you'll find out when you are grown up."
The girl still wanting to know about her mother asks, "Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?" Mommy says, "Honey, that is a subject that hurt me very much and I don't want to talk about it now."
The little girl is frustrated. She tells her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's drivers license. It's just like a report card, it tells you everything."
The little girl and her mother are shopping again. The
girl says, "Mommy,I know how old you are. You are 36 years old." Mommy
is very shocked! She asks "Sweetheart, how did you do that?" The girl shrugs
and says, "I just know and I know how much you weigh. You weigh 135 pounds."
The mother is flabbergasted. She asks, "Where did you learn that?" The
little girl says, "I just know, that's all. And I know why you and daddy
got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."