TOP 10 REASONS WHY WITCHES DON'T WORSHIP THE DEVIL...

10 - Scorch marks on the furniture whenever Satan manifests.

9 - Not even Lysol can mask the smell of brimstone.

8 - Hard to keep the flaming goat skulls lit when satan isn't around.

7 - Don't know where to find any blonde virgins.

6 - Repeated stooping motion from administering the 'kiss of shame' is hard on the older coven members.

5 - Cat keeps playing with Satans tail, which really annoys him.

4 - Demons smell worse than the brimstone.

3 - Blood from sacrifices is hard to get out of the carpet.

2 - The wailing of the dammed souls in hell keeps the neighbors awake at night.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY WITCHES DO NOT WORSHIP SATAN IS...
(DRUM ROLL PLEASE..)

1 - We cannot worship something that dosen't exist.
 

[Author Unkown - Contributed by Celticat2]