"Winners never quit and quitters never win..."
Quit messages I've seen on IRC that made me laugh, gag
or at least stop and think:
[Note:  I started collecting these long before I thought to credit the bearer, so most of
these are anonymous.  If you see yours here without your nick, you can let me know
and I'll edit.- Oak]

(Quit: i'm a little teapot short and stout...here is my handle here is my note from my shrink.... she says i'm getting better all the time....last week i thought i was a toaster oven)

(Quit: And we read from pleasant bibles that were bound in blood and skin. But the wilderness is gathering all it's children back again.)

(Quit: Life is like a box of chocolates.......Eat the chocolate......not the box.  Words to live by....lol :))

(Quit:  Religion gives us sticks.    Some people use their sticks for WALKING.  Many use their sticks for BEATING.   And almost ALL of them CRAM their sticks down other people's throats ...

(Quit: Peace and Protection

(Quit: Reality is the only word in the english language that should always be in quotes)

(Quit: I am the beauty of the green earth, the white moon among the stars, and the mystery of the waters, and the desire in the heart of  woman.)

(Quit: may our Mother and Father bless and watch over us wherever we may go and whatever we may do...)

(Quit: "Lady, I gotta tell ya, Ive been grossly misinformed about witches"-- Bart Simpson)

(Quit: You can learn many things from children. Like how much patience you have)

(Quit: Dog for sale: Eats anything and is fond of children)

(Quit: May your steps return from all corners of the globe, under the guidance of the star, that points you home)

 (Quit: You watch as her softly rounded form is eveloped by the grey mist. You wonder to yourself "Could such
 a creature actually exist?" In that space between sleep and waking, she does.)

 (Quit: You ever wonder if, in the Hanged Man, all the blood runs to his head?)

(Quit: May The Goddess and God Bless you and May you always Walk in The Light!!!)

(Quit: Just go away and let me sleep, for the love of God!)

(Quit: Love, and light and happy chickies and bunnies follow me wherever I go....its not my fault if they get too close to my ritual room :))

(Quit: Sometimes, the only difference between a dream and reality is your perception of it.)

(Quit: I will be the one to hold you down,kiss you so hard,I'll take your breath away and after I wipe away the tears,just close your eyes dear)

(Quit: "Tell me all your thoughts on God, 'cause I really want to meet Her - and ask Her who we are..." - Dishwalla)

(Quit: Of all the things I've lost in my life, I think I miss my mind the most.)

(Quit: Second star to the right, and then on 'til morning.)

(Quit: Imagine there's no country, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die for and no religion too... - John Lennon)

(Quit: (_|_) (_\_) (_|_) (_/_) (_|_) bye folks ...and remember .. good guys finish last.. but boy are their girlfriends ever thankfull)

(Quit: Stop being Carbon...)

(Quit: What exactly are you supposed to put here anyway? I mean really)

(Quit: "Perhaps I should just go mad.....It might make everything eaiser to understand"David Eddings)

(Quit: See ya!)

(Quit: Life for Sale:Cheap....hardly used)

(Quit: If you wanna touch the sky, you'd better learn how to kneel!)

(Quit: Of course I am crazy but that doesn't mean I am wrong)

(Quit: Sleep... sleep... Zzz-_-zzZ)

(Quit: You lead me on with those innocent eyes...You know I love the element of surprise..)

(Quit: Mother is the name of god in the hearts of children everywhere.)

(Quit: He's DEAD, Jim. You grab his tricorder, I'll get his wallet)

(Quit: Kissing is just pressing your lips to the sweet end of 66 feet of intestine)

(Quit: When you've been to Chernobyl, why not have a few fries.)

(Quit: Excellent idea, Pierre! The Corn muffins look scrumptious today! People say that there were no strong females in older films. Well Mothra was a girl and she kicked Godzilla's ass!!)

(Money can't buy you love....BUT it can rent you a very close imitation)

 (Quit: Pagan Problem #6: Which God to call out during sex...)

(Quit: oh my...its fluffy bunny hunting season and I'm all out of mountain berry spring incense....guess I'll have to lay out the Llewellyn catalog instead.......)

(Quit: The number you have dialed, 9-1-1 is no longer in service, or has been temporarily been disconnected. if you feel you have reaches this recording in error, please check the number and dial again or dial an operator.)

Cetana (Quit: Thank you Goddess, I have no complaints...)

(Quit: There is a tall dark strangerin yer life...LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A KNIFE!!!)

Poledra (Quit: I'm not a witch at all. I'm Dorothy Gale, from Kansas)

Sleepy_witch  (Quit: Pain is the awareness of life)

BlackMoth (Quit: An harm ye none, do what ye will.)

|GreenMan| (Quit: Winter's breath of filthy snow, befrosted paths to the unknown, have my lips turned true purple? Life is coming to an end, so says me, me Wiccan friend, Nature coming full circle, I'm the Green Man...)

RoseMerta (Quit: In the words of my daughter..."Simon says rub your boobies"...thats what she said, I didn't ask...)

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