Top 11 reasons to work skyclad

Here are the 11 best reasons to work Skyclad:

11. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

10. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

9. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.

8.  People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

7.  So that -with a little help from Muzak- you can add exotic Dancing Witch" to your exaggerated resume.

6.  You want to see if it's like the dream.

5.  Diverts attention from the fact that you also work while flying high on illegal substances, eg  brownies.

4.  No one ever steals your Broom or your chair

3.  Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

2.  Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

      ...and (drum roll) the number one reason to Go To Work Naked:

1.  Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see you fly your ass in here by 8!"

[Contributed by Amberflame Moonfyre]


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